December 2008
16 posts
Had my first Jonas Brothers experience today with the in-flight radio. I kind of get it.
Cab driver: When is your birthday?.. You're an Aries? You need a Libra. You like your job?
Me: Yeah! I actually do for the most part.
Driver: So New York has been good to you. Has the right man found you yet?
Me: Apparently not..
Driver: Well I'd give you my application but I'm not a Libra.
Me: My best friend is a Libra. I'll be seeing her this weekend.
Driver: There you go, she'll set you up with Mr. Right. Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match (breaks out into song).
What you need to do is be tough on them, put them to the test... The one that passes all of that, he's the one.
We'll be there in five minutes. Thanks for flying with us today.
Nooooo!!! →
Two people already linked me to this story in the last 20 minutes.
Justin Timberlake vs. Aretha Franklin— My...
a circle's round
I just had a realization, waking up from a dream about visiting my junior high school best friend, that back then, the twins we dated simultaneously were named Morgan and Chase. Hopefully they’ve similarly survived without governement assistance.
The subconscious reflection makes me really miss both my junior high “BFF”s—the first thing I did after rolling across my bed...
sex with an ex: easy as 1, 2, 3
Friend: I said buy me a drink.
He did.
I said go buy me some cigarettes.
And he did.
I said go down on me.
He did.
Someone stole my jacket on the train into New Jersey this morning. This cold morning. Cold, jet-lagged, headached morning. Also,
Coworker: I think she ordered italian
me: for everyone?
Coworker: i think so
me: i guess not
Coworker: OH NO
me: ha
today is not my day