February 2009
68 posts
January 2009
74 posts
Tonight I sat across the table from my supposed celebrity doppelganger. For quite some time. But I never summoned the courage/non-sobriety to approach her with this revelatory news. Do I look like you, what do you think?
According to even my latest enounter, I do look like that “Spiderman chick.” But who knows.
She seemed nice. More normal than expected.
Well done, madame.
Total lock for all-time top 5 status, at least.
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WatchThe President and all his unutterable coolness arrives about halfway through. I do have a few utters, but they’re mostly limited to trails of vowels. The congeniality isn’t shocking, it’s pretty much a politico given, but the effortless hipness and warmth is awesome. Poor Joe looks a bit archaic holding up the rear, posing at cameras capturing video and offering general...
WatchThis video is from about a month ago, when I was at home in California drinking Jameson and green tea, playing Yahtzee with my family and premiering the SNL Jizz in My Pants video for my mom. She had not been drinking.
I originally made some lame 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video joke when I uploaded to Flickr, but cut my losses and erased when my mom offhandedly asked to see it, thinking she would...
Adele Feat. Big Pooh - Melt My Heart to Stone...
The Faint - Mirror Error
Melanie Fiona - Give It To Me Right
Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere
Change has come to WhiteHouse.gov →
I still can’t wrap my mind around this. “One significant addition to WhiteHouse.gov reflects a campaign promise from the President: we will publish all non-emergency legislation to the website for five days, and allow the public to review and comment before the President signs it.”
I just want a high-contrast Obama icon to pop up in a particularly heated comment thread with...
DISAPPOINTMENT →
This is what I actually wanted to do on the L train.
WARNING: NSFW, PROBABLY L.
Watchmongermonger:
“At some point, you just have to be okay with your little head.”
Haha, Katy was just telling me about this last night and I was dying at the concept. The Onion is on it lately. Watch yo back, Daily Show.
Also, I sent my dad the MacBook Wheel story that still has me guffawing and he forwarded to all his nerdboy (as my mom terms them) colleagues and one, a former super smart VP...
Yogis Have Better Sex! →
My mom emailed me this with a sole “Duh!”
Yes. And good to know?
Maybe?
Ever since my best friend in the office was laid off and I no longer have a train-into-the-city buddy (at least until her Jersey City stop), I could make out with my iPhone for the amount of simulated companionship it gives me. Or myself for having the reckless economic sense to purchase it.
Free amNY newspaper is for the mornings, This American Life is Mondays, and books are for when I can stand...
“You’re not creepy, facebook is creepy. You’re just utilizing a tool...”
– Wise and comforting words from Rosh
Hypercolor Is Hot Again →
Old but lulz. Those plastic rings to tie your oversized shirts to the side through better be next!
Though I think we’ve already entered the vintage 90s age. I can finally get those Docs I coveted so hard to no avail at my local mall. Revenge is mine, mom and dad.
Update: Second root canal downgraded to a filling! With the money I saved…I’m gonna pay for my other filling. And some liquids. Soft food.
